The Rubberbandits – Horse Outside


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This catchy and hilarious number with lines like ‘ Fuck your Honda Civic, I’ve a horse outside…’ from Irish Comedy Music Duo – The Rubberbandits

Lyrics

I’m at Amanda’s weddin’
in a church on
Thomas Street

I’m lookin’ at
her bridesmaid
and she lookin’
back at me

And when the
service ends I’ll ask her
if she wants a lift

Back to the hotel
and if it goes well
finger and a shift

She says Fitzy
drives a Mitzy
and he offered me
a spin

Enda have a Honda
so I might just
go with him

And Darren Gibney
said he’d bring me
in his Subaru

So what the f**k
would make you think
I’d wanna go with you
I said f**k your Honda
Civic I’ve a horse outside

F**k your Subaru
I have a horse outside
and f**k your Mitsubishi
I’ve a horse outside

If you’re lookin’ for a ride
I’ve a horse outside
she said
I don’t believe ya

I said it’s f**kin’ true
I swapped him for
a bag of yokes
in nineteen ninety two

And I don’t need
insurance
I don’t need no
parkin’ space

And if you try
to clamp my horse
he’ll kick you in the face
I don’t pay no tax

F**k NCT
you’ll arrive in style
if you ride with me

And the boys
are walkin’ over
jinglin’ their keys

I looked the f**kers
up and down
and give them
one of these

I said f**k your
Honda Civic
I’ve a horse outside

F**k your Subaru
I have a horse outside
and f**k your Mitsubishi
I’ve a horse outside

If you’re lookin’ for a ride
I’ve a horse outside

Giddy up now baby
bless my soul
I rode the f**ker round
the field back since
he was a foal

He runs a bit like Shergar
and he jumps like
TírnanÓg

He looks like Billie Piper
after half an ounce
of coke

And the boys are
lookin’ jealous
as I lead your one away

And just before
I close the door
I look at her and say

Would you be my girl
and she says
I will of course

If ya grab me
by the ponytail
and ride me
like a horse
ya!

F**k your Honda Civic
I’ve a horse outside
and f**k your Subaru
I have a horse outside

F**k your Mitsubishi
I’ve a horse outside
if you’re lookin’ for a ride
I’ve a horse outside

Giddy up now baby
Giddy up now baby
Giddy up, giddy up
Giddy up take it back
now baby

Giddy up
T-Tony Phrony
Giddy up
I know you’re far
too brainy

Giddy up, giddy up
Giddy up
Giddy up
oh yah!

Checkin’ the booty fine
you’re gonna lose a laa
I’m gonna take you
out to Mullingar


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