This weed Smoker is a criminal – Last night after work he smoked a joint and ate his dinner on the couch, listened to pink floyd and thought about how precious life is. He finally watched ‘The Big Lebowski and went to bed at a reasonable hour.
This Woman is a Law Abiding Citizen – Last night she went to a club and did numerous shots of hard liquor, Then she had sex with someone she normally wouldn’t have. After that she threw up on herself. Luckily, her new friend was able to call her a cab. Finally, she got back to her apartment, threw up several more times and then passed out in her bathroom floor around 5am.